after I buy season pass for dark souls 2 u guys will never see me again
I was going through amana in NG ++ two guys invaded me. I said not today assholes and smashed their heads with my dark crypt blacksword +5.
That felt so great!
I don’t know if it was a glitch but it looked crazy. I went to 1st aldia’s keep’s bonfire next to it is a mimic well I went to hit it with greatsword and when it started walking it launched me to air. I was flying 8O
Majula: AAAHHH PREDATOR PIGS
Forest of fallen giants: “You died” So that is where the name comes from
Blue Catehdral: Let me guess after I’m half way done Smough will jump here
Tower of flame: Nobody told me about that edge
No man’s wharf : Look I’m Captain Jack
Lost Bastille: 3 :(
Sinner: I don’t have words
Huntsman copse: Poison, Poison , Skeleton wheels
Harvest Valley: Lost in pit of poison fog
Earthen Peak: Those mages are so hot that it isn’t funny anymore
Iron Keep : Why anyone didn’t tell me that Smelter is optional
Shaded Woods: Keep calm and get cursed
Doors of Pharros: I used to be adventurer like you but then I took an axe to my face
Brightstone cave : I didn’t see this in New Game
Gutter: Get lost 50 times, 75 times get killed, 100 times rage quit
Black gulch: Well good news there is more giants
Dranglec castle : I had enough
Shrine of Amana: Why I’m still playing this
Undead crypt: Used hexes against Velstad
Aldia’s keep: One shotted by a dog
Dragon arie: That dragon was a boss two seconds ago
Trying to do my fastest run in dark souls 2
3 hours and I killed Velstad
I have level 281 Darkwraith (kill every darkmoon blade members)
I have level 1 Darkwraith (kill every noob from undead parish)
I have level 100 Darkmoon blade (just for fun)
5 months before Dark Souls 2
I need some!
Get me some!
Get me some!!!
Prepare to wait 5 months
Invader with infinite health
KICK HIM OFF THE LEDGE
Anonymous asked: it's the level up button at the bonfire... because low level twinks are idiots and noobs
But I’m badass Darkwraith so I have almost finished the game with that charecter and now I kill every noob from Undead parish